Daddy Dog is in the back room with Mouse (Mouse is actually Sadie the Border Collie).
Mouse: (and here you should know that we make our dogs talk in funny voices!) “Mom…..Daddy is kissing me”
Mama Dog: (making coffee for the next morning) “Wow…lucky you, he hasn’t kissed me yet today.”
Daddy Dog: “How sooneth thou forget-eth”
Mama Dog: “Forget-eth? Don’t you mean forget-est”
Daddy Dog: “….no….this time I meant forget-eth…”
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